I didn’t realize Texas was experiencing a disaster right now
EggOk8789 on
gonegirIamy on
Donald was right about one thing!
tragedycandy on
They look rough.
Derbster_3434 on
You’d be miserable too married to that POS
alphabetaparkingl0t on
Hard at work
Votesformygoats on
Ted Cruz’ wife stole my look.Â
papasan_mamasan on
She’s just jealous of your Ted free lifestyle
JudithPeel3 on
Quick, someone call Mexico’s version of ICE and have him deported to Liberia.
megabestfriend on
Just a reminder that Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs
prajnadhyana on
Did you flip her off?
Jaded-Owl8312 on
Fuck that bitch
StanleyTushy0819 on
After 6 weeks of not working, you, too would need a vacation.
CautiousBearnz on
The RBF is strong in her
Fantastic_Drummer250 on
Had to take a vacation after all that letting Americans go hungry
specificmutant on
Raphael Cruz. No part of his name is Ted.
Salt_Psychology_6248 on
Should’ve socked him. Mexican authorities would’ve turned a blind eye for $20
deviltrombone on
If you call Heidi a pig in front of Ted, will Ted kneel and ask to lick the soles of your shoes? Because I’ve heard he will.
SeanBourne on
To be fair, that’s her looking fairly happy…
shysibliing on
Crack an egg on his head!
friendlytotbot on
I’m surprised they don’t have global entry or whatever the expedited line is
Nope_______ on
r/handwatch
Techienickie on
Someone go check on his dog
tacosdepapa on
Hope he meets a croc
DotAppropriate8152 on
Nah that’s just how she look!
bad10th on
Paint her face green and I think we have a match! (for the Grinch)
pkkspiral on
Oh, we’re about to have another weather event, aren’t we?
Effective-Yak3627 on
That man has such a fucker face
theriveryeti on
I thought she married Dwight.
SanityPlanet on
Is that a picture of the Zodiac Killer?
tdfast on
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
– Al Franken
Great quote!
viewbtwnvillages on
why do his feet look so tiny and why was that the first thing i noticed
ta-dome-a on
lol fuck you lady, the gall she has
Rare_Pin9932 on
Time to lay off the tacos
GronkyFlibble on
Aaah. Rafael Cruz. The hypocrite who’s against preferred names and prefers to be called Ted. Republicans are a joke!
Southsidenstein on
Oh hey, pedo Nazis
atx620 on
I know we aren’t supposed to talk about people’s looks but holy fuck she’s ugly
sc0ttbeardsley on
It is hurricane season in Texas after all
bkcarp00 on
How this guy can look like an idiot on TV but then in real life any random middle aged due at the airport trying to go on vacation.
wabashcanonball on
He needs some bigger pants.
McLovin0132 on
OMG SOMEONE SAVE US!! WHAT IS HE RUNNING AWAY FROM!? Also I am dying how she is just looking at you full of hate and disgust, or does she always look constipated?
drgngd on
She realized that now she’s going to have to listen to his crying the whole vacation.
elcordoba on
Trump was right for once. She’s batshit ugly and looks like a man .
hellalg on
For someone who hate brown people, hes in Mexico a lot
SpyDiego on
I feel like this would be the perfect opportunity to make the situation weird or awkward. That would be a helluva memory
banjonica on
Yep. That’s the GOP Christian look alright!
Fentron3000 on
You’d look like that too if you were married to Ted Cruz.
TylerBourbon on
I blame his daughters. /s
Odd_Association9161 on
If looks could kill.
miscdruid on
If that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
50 Comments
I didn’t realize Texas was experiencing a disaster right now
Donald was right about one thing!
They look rough.
You’d be miserable too married to that POS
Hard at work
Ted Cruz’ wife stole my look.Â
She’s just jealous of your Ted free lifestyle
Quick, someone call Mexico’s version of ICE and have him deported to Liberia.
Just a reminder that Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs
Did you flip her off?
Fuck that bitch
After 6 weeks of not working, you, too would need a vacation.
The RBF is strong in her
Had to take a vacation after all that letting Americans go hungry
Raphael Cruz. No part of his name is Ted.
Should’ve socked him. Mexican authorities would’ve turned a blind eye for $20
If you call Heidi a pig in front of Ted, will Ted kneel and ask to lick the soles of your shoes? Because I’ve heard he will.
To be fair, that’s her looking fairly happy…
Crack an egg on his head!
I’m surprised they don’t have global entry or whatever the expedited line is
r/handwatch
Someone go check on his dog
Hope he meets a croc
Nah that’s just how she look!
Paint her face green and I think we have a match! (for the Grinch)
Oh, we’re about to have another weather event, aren’t we?
That man has such a fucker face
I thought she married Dwight.
Is that a picture of the Zodiac Killer?
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
– Al Franken
Great quote!
why do his feet look so tiny and why was that the first thing i noticed
lol fuck you lady, the gall she has
Time to lay off the tacos
Aaah. Rafael Cruz. The hypocrite who’s against preferred names and prefers to be called Ted. Republicans are a joke!
Oh hey, pedo Nazis
I know we aren’t supposed to talk about people’s looks but holy fuck she’s ugly
It is hurricane season in Texas after all
How this guy can look like an idiot on TV but then in real life any random middle aged due at the airport trying to go on vacation.
He needs some bigger pants.
OMG SOMEONE SAVE US!! WHAT IS HE RUNNING AWAY FROM!? Also I am dying how she is just looking at you full of hate and disgust, or does she always look constipated?
She realized that now she’s going to have to listen to his crying the whole vacation.
Trump was right for once. She’s batshit ugly and looks like a man .
For someone who hate brown people, hes in Mexico a lot
I feel like this would be the perfect opportunity to make the situation weird or awkward. That would be a helluva memory
Yep. That’s the GOP Christian look alright!
You’d look like that too if you were married to Ted Cruz.
I blame his daughters. /s
If looks could kill.
If that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!